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Monday, July 02, 2007 Y

4:45 PM

How to catch a crocodile?

Procedures:

Make a loop and loop it round a crocodile's upper jaw.
Get another thicker rope and loop it round both jaws. Crocodile now will now do death rolls.
When crocodile's mouth is rounded up, cover it's eyes with a clothe. It will calm the croc down.
Pull the crocodile nearer to shore ensuring that the place is wide.
Other supporters should lie on top of crocodile, ensuring that crocodile does not move voilently.
Tape the jaws with tape.
Make sure that the crocodile gets sufficient water when on shore.

Facts:

If the crocodile bites you, it shows that you have been mistaken as an animal, you must be looking like a deer or some or animals. To clear people's misconception about crocodiles eating human, it has been proven that crocodiles do not harm human unless they are being threaten or they have mistaken human as animals.
Crocodile do death rolls(rolling clockwise/anti-clockwise in the water) to get itself free from obstacles or to tear their prey apart.
When they vibrate the surface water with their body, it shows that they are ready for SEX!
Crododiles can be as looooo0oooooo0o0oooong as 20 feets(not sure in metres).

I just love crocodiles!! =D Don't you love them too? People who harm them are people with evil, black, metal and smelly heart! And i mean it! Booooooo those people!